Happy Late Thanksgiving!

Thanksgiving is over where I am. It is now Black Friday! I shall celebrate it by staying home and laughing at people who are wasting their time and risking their lives over the newest toys and games at 10% off! It's so much fun. Maybe I'll visit somebody. Maybe I'll spend more time screaming my boyfriend's name? Who cares, honestly. It's my life after all. There you have it. Those are my Black Friday plans. Cyber Monday will be so much fun! Not that I'll shop. I reinterpret the "holiday" a little. I think that should be understood by all. If you're wondering why my posts on this blog and my other one make very little sense, it's because I have someone distracting me. With teeth. Though I still prefer werewolves to vampires. Especially the sparkly ones. What the hell is that about? Do the sweat heavily and it's more of a glistening? Speaking of sweating, I'm going to get off now and go to bed.

All Hail Me!

I have returned from the land of the dead! I return with greater health! I shall slay that flu one me at a time! In other words, I was sick for a while, then too lazy to tell everyone. Now I have nothing to say but to share my illness with everyone. And by Share My Illness, I don't mean that illness. I mean I want to share my opinion on getting sick. Obviously, I don't like it. I'm not a masochist, just a cannibal, got it? I want to say that I much prefer quick illnesses to the flu. Getting sick keeps me away from school and believe it or not, I like going to school. I get to cut things up. For money. Yeah. Anyway, on topic. I didn't get swine flu, at least, and dammit, it's swine flu and H1N1. Just cuz some idiots in Arkansas (not everyone there is an idiot, just a random state. It was most likely in Ohio) thought you could get it from eating pork doesn't mean I'ma call it something else. They called it swine flu, people, not pork flu. It's not Mad Cow Disease. Anyway, now I've got a cold, so I'm all sniffly and cute. Luckily, I know a great way to boost my immune system and he's waiting for me to post this.

The Low Road

This is my high road, obviously. I've just made a low road, for anything like, err, anything that doesn't go on here. It'll be my wutevs blog unlike my opinion blog, which is this one. It's probs not going to be popular, but this one's not so I don't care. Right now there's a wonderfully "philosophical" post there. Want to know where it is? I want to play a game. Most of this link is for this blog. One letter is for the other blog.
I hope this works: The Low Road
In my preview it looks like it works. If it doesn't, oh well, no flu off my swine.

Hrm...

I've not come up with something to post, but I had to post something or you'd all probs think I spontaneously combusted. I didn't. I'm alive and well. I haven't been doing a lot lately outside of homework and it's really tiresome. I'll have to do something. Jikei suggested dancing or painting. I'd rather dance, to be honest, but I don't really have the talent for either. I'd end up on my ass, half bleeding to death. For either of them, honestly. I'm not the most graceful person in the world. I should probs end this now and get some sleep. Just thought I'd publically thank Jikei for the suggestions. Anyone else have any suggestions? I've been putting off the music rant 'cuz I don't care. I have no opinion on it. That reminds me, a certain site suggested a band, Abney Park, in their sidebar. I must say, they are an interesting bunch.

Follower?

When did I get a follower?! Who are you?! (And how did you find such wonderful blogs as "Fuck You, Penguin"? I actually mean it IS a wonderful blog. I love it!). I don't really have much to say to anyone, especially not a random person I never met, but I guess you're okay.
In case anyone else reading this was wondering, I've been very busy with classes. Next year will be even harder with all the laws and such I'll have to remember about this field...
I should lengthen this post somehow. A picture or something.

There.

Discussion Time!

I figured by the success of the last discussion and its innuendos, I'd take the time to hear your opinions. Today, the opinion will be about safe sex. My opinion probably echoes most Americans'. If you haven't figured it out yet, I like sex (like most people), but I don't wanna get preggers. So if any of you ever end up with me, only one prick per rubber, please. I am picky, however, so that'll probably never happen. Got that? No fun-e binness.
Keep the conversation as clean as possible, please. I don't want it getting out of hand, so I will take out comments that offend me too much, kay? Sounds fair.

A New Direction

I'm bored with ranting. I think I'll talk about other things now, like the stuff I like to do, things I can do with my friends (or alone, if I so choose), or even what I'm wearing. I like to look my best, of course, and have no problem wearing designer clothes all the time. By designer clothes, I don't mean that pre-destroyed sh!t at Abercrombie or other equally sh!tty mall stores. I like stuff designed by people no one's heard of, like certain friends of mine (who make clothes). So, without further ado, here's what I'm wearing:

See? I'm not a lemming! I'm pretty, got it? Deal with it or I'll rub all of your toes together until they get blisters!
Also, that picture was taken earlier in the day, around 2.