Hrm...

I've not come up with something to post, but I had to post something or you'd all probs think I spontaneously combusted. I didn't. I'm alive and well. I haven't been doing a lot lately outside of homework and it's really tiresome. I'll have to do something. Jikei suggested dancing or painting. I'd rather dance, to be honest, but I don't really have the talent for either. I'd end up on my ass, half bleeding to death. For either of them, honestly. I'm not the most graceful person in the world. I should probs end this now and get some sleep. Just thought I'd publically thank Jikei for the suggestions. Anyone else have any suggestions? I've been putting off the music rant 'cuz I don't care. I have no opinion on it. That reminds me, a certain site suggested a band, Abney Park, in their sidebar. I must say, they are an interesting bunch.

Follower?

When did I get a follower?! Who are you?! (And how did you find such wonderful blogs as "Fuck You, Penguin"? I actually mean it IS a wonderful blog. I love it!). I don't really have much to say to anyone, especially not a random person I never met, but I guess you're okay.
In case anyone else reading this was wondering, I've been very busy with classes. Next year will be even harder with all the laws and such I'll have to remember about this field...
I should lengthen this post somehow. A picture or something.

There.

Discussion Time!

I figured by the success of the last discussion and its innuendos, I'd take the time to hear your opinions. Today, the opinion will be about safe sex. My opinion probably echoes most Americans'. If you haven't figured it out yet, I like sex (like most people), but I don't wanna get preggers. So if any of you ever end up with me, only one prick per rubber, please. I am picky, however, so that'll probably never happen. Got that? No fun-e binness.
Keep the conversation as clean as possible, please. I don't want it getting out of hand, so I will take out comments that offend me too much, kay? Sounds fair.

A New Direction

I'm bored with ranting. I think I'll talk about other things now, like the stuff I like to do, things I can do with my friends (or alone, if I so choose), or even what I'm wearing. I like to look my best, of course, and have no problem wearing designer clothes all the time. By designer clothes, I don't mean that pre-destroyed sh!t at Abercrombie or other equally sh!tty mall stores. I like stuff designed by people no one's heard of, like certain friends of mine (who make clothes). So, without further ado, here's what I'm wearing:

See? I'm not a lemming! I'm pretty, got it? Deal with it or I'll rub all of your toes together until they get blisters!
Also, that picture was taken earlier in the day, around 2.

Cannibalism

You were waiting for this, weren't you? I thought so. Once you heard that Jikei and I met based on our beliefs on the subject, you just had to know. Am I right?
I have nothing wrong with cannibalism. There are certain people I'd prefer no one else ate, but what can I say? Capitalism and Cannibalism rhyme for a reason. If cannibalism was legalized, I would be the first to eat human flesh. I'd grill it after marinating it in lemon and chives. I'm sure the sourness from the lemon would be horrible with salty human flesh, but the muscle would be good. I'd have to cover it in barbecue sauce afterward. That would be divine! I'd have to put it in something else.A bun or something. I don't think I could do straight human steak. I could do cheek. human cheeks, grilled, along with some grilled carrots and celery...mmm...
And no, I have never killed anyone. I don't want to kill anyone. I'd eat it if it was legalized and human meat was sold in stores, between beef and pork.
Oh, and I'd consider brining it instead of lemon/chive marinade.

Hair Dye

I like to dye my hair. I don't dye it unnatural colors or anything, I just dye it brown, red, black, whatever. It looks horrible black and I know it, but that's what I do. So, got a problem with it? I don't. If someone wants to dye their hair lime green, though, it had better be for a good reason. We can't have those freaks walking the streets, polluting our beautiful hair color palette! Sure, paintings look better with lots of colors, but people aren't paint! I don't want someone walking down my street looking like this!

People aren't meant to look like that. Neither are Lemmings. There's nothing wrong with an over-sized shirt every once in a while (I sleep in one, but mine's got short sleeves), but green hair? Really? Someone needs to burn every place that sells those colors. Better yet, someone needs to feed them to the people who buy them. That serve them right.

And I know I've probably offended people, so I'll apologize and pretend I didn't suggest killing people. I won't do it, I swear. Cross my heart and all that jazz.

Pornography

Ah ha! Pornography. Most common thing on the internet. Why? People look at it and it's easy to make. Hey, I didn't say it was all well-done. I've seen some horrible porn. Like, they spent all of 5 seconds editing it, if that. I like the kind that has some effort put into it. Yes, I said it. I like porn. The only kinds of people I know who don't are:

• Children (who can't legally look at it)
• Zealots (Who follow their religion to a T)
• Liars (Who pretend they don't, but actually watch it)

Yeah, more people watch it than admit to watching it. Kind of like masturbation. I don't see why people don't admit they do it. Everyone's done it at least once in their lives (unless they couldn't).
Face it, we've all looked at porn and we've all masturbated. Admit you do it and get it off your chest. I mean that figuratively, but I'm sure a few of you may actually be doing one or both right now. I don't want to hear about it if you are. It's private. Admit you do it, not that you are doing it. Got that?
After all, the internet is for porn.