Cannibalism

You were waiting for this, weren't you? I thought so. Once you heard that Jikei and I met based on our beliefs on the subject, you just had to know. Am I right?
I have nothing wrong with cannibalism. There are certain people I'd prefer no one else ate, but what can I say? Capitalism and Cannibalism rhyme for a reason. If cannibalism was legalized, I would be the first to eat human flesh. I'd grill it after marinating it in lemon and chives. I'm sure the sourness from the lemon would be horrible with salty human flesh, but the muscle would be good. I'd have to cover it in barbecue sauce afterward. That would be divine! I'd have to put it in something else.A bun or something. I don't think I could do straight human steak. I could do cheek. human cheeks, grilled, along with some grilled carrots and celery...mmm...
And no, I have never killed anyone. I don't want to kill anyone. I'd eat it if it was legalized and human meat was sold in stores, between beef and pork.
Oh, and I'd consider brining it instead of lemon/chive marinade.

Hair Dye

I like to dye my hair. I don't dye it unnatural colors or anything, I just dye it brown, red, black, whatever. It looks horrible black and I know it, but that's what I do. So, got a problem with it? I don't. If someone wants to dye their hair lime green, though, it had better be for a good reason. We can't have those freaks walking the streets, polluting our beautiful hair color palette! Sure, paintings look better with lots of colors, but people aren't paint! I don't want someone walking down my street looking like this!

People aren't meant to look like that. Neither are Lemmings. There's nothing wrong with an over-sized shirt every once in a while (I sleep in one, but mine's got short sleeves), but green hair? Really? Someone needs to burn every place that sells those colors. Better yet, someone needs to feed them to the people who buy them. That serve them right.

And I know I've probably offended people, so I'll apologize and pretend I didn't suggest killing people. I won't do it, I swear. Cross my heart and all that jazz.