I figured by the success of the last discussion and its innuendos, I'd take the time to hear your opinions. Today, the opinion will be about safe sex. My opinion probably echoes most Americans'. If you haven't figured it out yet, I like sex (like most people), but I don't wanna get preggers. So if any of you ever end up with me, only one prick per rubber, please. I am picky, however, so that'll probably never happen. Got that? No fun-e binness.
Keep the conversation as clean as possible, please. I don't want it getting out of hand, so I will take out comments that offend me too much, kay? Sounds fair.
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Dudeism: I don't care what you do; just keep it off my lawn!
ReplyDeleteThat is my opinion on almost every matter. You do your thing and I'll do mine. If we both agree, great. If not.. just don't be rude about it and/or claim yourself or me [insert offending word here] and we'll be fine.
On another similar note: I am a virgin. This is not so much a choice as much as a result.
ReplyDelete1st - That's a wonderful philosophy! I very much agree with that!
ReplyDelete2nd - Offer?
I should probs stop saying that before someone takes it seriously, huh?
*raises a brow* Whats this now?
ReplyDeleteMe thinks your jokes might be taken poorly by another person but with me, there is no harm.
No, it was not a direct offer. It was a blanket statement to show that my views on the subject are nor formed from personal experience.
For me, I can't really do the "sex for sex sake" thing. Nothing wrong with people who do, and grass be greener dammed that seems more fun, but... I need something more. I am not sure what said thing is but I feel it is "needed". Add this to the fact that I don't know basic rules for interacting with humans (or deliberately break them) along with my general attitude toward people and you get said result.
I had thought about "going for broke" on a couple of situations but the universe corrected me and made the situations moot. I think if the beings of balance and chaos are saying "Dudel, you should wait" then I should wait. This is all in spite of a LOT of irritation and frustration.
And the thought on "safe sex". Well, technically there is no such thing as the very act has a high chance of bacterial exchanges regardless of protection. Nothing actually transmitted through the act but just by being that close to someone in general. Really, however, if people are safe and smart then any and every activity is cool with me.
I'll break down my response paragraph by paragraph so this makes sense. I'll start with "Paragraph" 4 ("For me, ...")
ReplyDeleteI didn't mean to make it sound like I have "sex for sex sake" with just anyone. I have a boyfriend. I don't think that's how you meant it, but I wanted to clarify.
Wait if you think you should wait or were meant to wait. That's the same for everyone.
I know it's...well, to paraphrase, a Dirty Act, but if it's someone you're going to stay with your whole life, then you're going to share those bacteria anyway. Other than that, nice philosophy again. Makes me curious about your opinion on BDSM.
I shall respond in... random order.
ReplyDeleteIndeed not what I meant and I know few people who actually do as such. Those that do... I'm not 100% "okay with" but, really, do what you will.
That "something more" does not have to be "love", although that was not exactly what you were implying. I know a couple of people who I share a strong enough bond with that I'd not "mind". However, the universe has not presented me with an "opportune moment" for the event to trans-pass.
As for the bacteria thing; I do rather enjoy my own filth and if I'm "doing that" I shouldn't be minding someone else's.
As for BDSM, it ain't my cup of tea but as long as no one is getting "too hurt" or hurt to the ....well. Lets just say "I don't mind" provided people have their safe words and make sure to heal or whatever properly. Try and avoid lumping me in with the actions, if you can, but have at it if that's what you wanna do.
I look at most things like this.
Q: Is it my person/spirit/whatever?
A: No.
Q: Is it in my right to "correct"?
A: No.
Q: Will their actions harm me even indirectly?
A: No.
Okay, then whatever... have fun.
I usually come up with similar responses to just about everything.