You were waiting for this, weren't you? I thought so. Once you heard that Jikei and I met based on our beliefs on the subject, you just had to know. Am I right?
I have nothing wrong with cannibalism. There are certain people I'd prefer no one else ate, but what can I say? Capitalism and Cannibalism rhyme for a reason. If cannibalism was legalized, I would be the first to eat human flesh. I'd grill it after marinating it in lemon and chives. I'm sure the sourness from the lemon would be horrible with salty human flesh, but the muscle would be good. I'd have to cover it in barbecue sauce afterward. That would be divine! I'd have to put it in something else.A bun or something. I don't think I could do straight human steak. I could do cheek. human cheeks, grilled, along with some grilled carrots and celery...mmm...
And no, I have never killed anyone. I don't want to kill anyone. I'd eat it if it was legalized and human meat was sold in stores, between beef and pork.
Oh, and I'd consider brining it instead of lemon/chive marinade.
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Human meat doesn't do much for the body unless you ingest the organs. The skin of any animal is basically just fat/gristle and the meat of a human would only be good from those that did/have "worked out" through out their life. That's basically the difference in free range and farm, via other animals.
ReplyDeleteYou bring up valid points, though it would be like eating fish...except their all put together. You're not just eating one arm (though there would still be more than a chicken wing, even under normal circumstances), you'd probably take an upper arm and a thigh. A human is just another animal, so why do we distinguish ourselves as being a better species? Because we're "intelligent"? The only that makes us better than other animals is that a few of us occasionally leave the world a better place for everyone else, though the majority focus on the destruction of the future of humanity. Sorry if this seemed to be a direct attack; it wasn't meant that way. It wasn't directed at either of you, I'm just incredibly talkative right now.
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