Pornography

Ah ha! Pornography. Most common thing on the internet. Why? People look at it and it's easy to make. Hey, I didn't say it was all well-done. I've seen some horrible porn. Like, they spent all of 5 seconds editing it, if that. I like the kind that has some effort put into it. Yes, I said it. I like porn. The only kinds of people I know who don't are:

• Children (who can't legally look at it)
• Zealots (Who follow their religion to a T)
• Liars (Who pretend they don't, but actually watch it)

Yeah, more people watch it than admit to watching it. Kind of like masturbation. I don't see why people don't admit they do it. Everyone's done it at least once in their lives (unless they couldn't).
Face it, we've all looked at porn and we've all masturbated. Admit you do it and get it off your chest. I mean that figuratively, but I'm sure a few of you may actually be doing one or both right now. I don't want to hear about it if you are. It's private. Admit you do it, not that you are doing it. Got that?
After all, the internet is for porn.